![]() ![]() That really should've made me laugh, but I actually kind of winced. ![]() However, I couldn't overlook it when Coach abruptly wheeled around and, completely unprovoked, booted our school's costumed mascot Buzz the Bee right in the stinger, launching him, stumbling and flailing wildly, into my archenemy Vivienne Fitch, sending her sprawling on her butt, so everybody got a view up her flippy little "cheer" skirt. Well, maybe I couldn't see the spit, but from the way demoted, one-time quarterback Mike Price kept flinching, I was pretty sure Mike was getting a shower during the game.Īs the student reporter assigned to this "bleepin'" game-and daughter of Assistant Coach Jack Ostermeyer-I should have known what had just happened on the field, but the truth was, I didn't really like sports. ![]() Head football coach "Hollerin' Hank" Kildare was having such a massive meltdown that even from where I was standing, I could see his trademark blue vein popping in his neck and the usual flecks of spittle flying out of his mouth. ![]()
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